at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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