found the other keg... it's in the tree
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize