On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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