I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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