i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
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Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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