last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
The adults are the big ones right?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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