Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize