You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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