I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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