so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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