I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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