i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
worst night to have a conscience
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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