you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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