Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i dont even know how to be here
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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