i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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