It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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