Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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