super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
When are your genitals available?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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