that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I want to fling myself into the sun
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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