I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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