you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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