In the future we'll all be gay
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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