oh fat girl friday strikes again...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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