No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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