so explain again why im purple
no
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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