did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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