Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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