Welp...herpes.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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