Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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Dignity is for republicans.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Oh god it's open bar.
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