the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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