So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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