just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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