I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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