perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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