So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
ugly people sure do ruin things
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Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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