thus making me awesome and them whores
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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