so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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