Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
This baby is an asshole
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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