i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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