Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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