You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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