Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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