So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
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Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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