dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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