separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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