So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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