Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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