Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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