i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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