it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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